What are some of THE most GHETTO baby names you have ever heard?

My athletics coach always makes fun of me because me and my cousins have ghetto names like La'Dasiah and Shaniqua and Desaray and Jaquell and names like that. So just for the fun of it she told me to come up with the most crazy ghetto names I know. Any help? I know you got some kinda name out there that ain't nobody heard of lol.